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Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms

by Tiffany in Birth & Baby

I LOVE Dr. Seuss….so when I ran across this poem for nursing moms that is written in the style of Dr. Seuss I had to publish it here. I hope all nursing moms can take it to heart and remember that breastfeeding is best for their baby…even if others would make us feel as though we are doing something wrong by doing it in public. It is a “natural” thing.

Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms

Would you nurse her in the park?
Would you nurse him in the dark?
Would you nurse him with a Boppy?
And when your boobs are feeling floppy?

I would nurse him in the park,
I would nurse her in the dark.
I’d nurse with or without a Boppy.
Floppy boobs will never stop me.

Can you nurse with your seat belt on?
Can you nurse from dusk till dawn?
Though she may pinch me, bite me, pull,
I will nurse her `till she’s full!

Can you nurse and make some soup?
Can you nurse and feed the group?
It makes her healthy strong and smart,
Mommy’s milk is the best start!

Would you nurse him at the game?
Would you nurse her in the rain?
In front of those who dare complain?
I would nurse him at the game.
I would nurse her in the rain.

As for those who protest lactation,
I have the perfect explanation.
Mommy’s milk is tailor made
It’s the perfect food, you need no aid.

Some may scoff and some may wriggle,
Avert their eyes or even giggle.
To those who can be cruel and rude,
Remind them breast’s the perfect food!

I would never scoff or giggle,
Roll my eyes or even wiggle!
I would not be so crass or crude,
I KNOW that this milk’s the perfect food!

We make the amount we need
The perfect temp for every feed.
There’s no compare to milk from breast-
The perfect food, above the rest.

Those sweet nursing smiles are oh so sweet,
Mommy’s milk is such a treat.
Human milk just can’t be beat.

I will nurse, in any case,
On the street or in your face.
I will not let my baby cry,
I’ll meet her needs, I’ll always try.
It’s not about what’s good for you,
It’s best for babies, through and through.

I will nurse her in my home,
I will nurse her when I roam.
Leave me be lads and ma’am.
I will nurse her, Mom I am.

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

4 Comments on Dr. Seuss for Nursing Moms

  • Thanks for this – I’m sharing with my clients. Tammi

  • theexpertmom

    I LOVE this poem and plan to forward it to some breastfeeding moms I’ve met through eBay. These moms have all purchased an eGuide I wrote called “7 Tips To Help You Breastfeed In Public.” If you’d like to see the eGuide for yourself, go to eBay and do a search on “nursing in public.”

  • teapots

    cool.just like a song

  • Luz

    this is so awesome and encouraging and fun! thanks for sharing.