The Great Debate to Give a Wedgie or No?

A conversation overheard between my two oldest kids today:

Boy: Why is the game not working?

Girl: I don’t know… mom says the software is crappy and it stopped working.

Boy: Maybe its a computer problem.

Girl: No its the software. I am going to go and find those people and give them a Texas Wedgie!

Boy: No, don’t do that. It might not be their fault. Maybe it is a temporary problem or our computer’s problem. Giving them a wedgie without knowing if it is their fault would be very rude.

Girl: (thinking) No I still want to give them a wedgie.

Boy: (exasperated) They will never fix our game if you do THAT!

Oh how kids are entertaining…