A conversation overheard between my two oldest kids today:
Boy: Why is the game not working?
Girl: I don’t know… mom says the software is crappy and it stopped working.
Boy: Maybe its a computer problem.
Girl: No its the software. I am going to go and find those people and give them a Texas Wedgie!
Boy: No, don’t do that. It might not be their fault. Maybe it is a temporary problem or our computer’s problem. Giving them a wedgie without knowing if it is their fault would be very rude.
Girl: (thinking) No I still want to give them a wedgie.
Boy: (exasperated) They will never fix our game if you do THAT!
Oh how kids are entertaining…