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Here is some trivia for you:<\/p>\n

Keziah:<\/em> “No thanks, I’m a fruitarian.”
\nMax:<\/em> “I didn’t realize that.”
\nWilliam:<\/em> “And, ahm: what exactly is a fruitarian?”
\nKeziah:<\/em> “We believe that fruits and vegetables have feeling so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have actually fallen off a tree or bush – that are, in fact, dead already.”
\nWilliam:<\/em> “Right. Right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots…”
\nKeziah:<\/em> “Have been murdered, yes.”
\nWilliam:<\/em> “Murdered? Poor carrots. How beastly!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\"Eating<\/a><\/p>\n

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