In my web wanderings tonight I stumbled across a comedy site. I found a hilarious grouping of pages called The All-Natural Prank. The prank is chronicled by a man named John Hargrave and in it he outlines his adventures in eating all natural products and rating them on taste, aroma, and presentation. Some of the products that this culinary genius tastes are Tom of Main’s deodorant, Burt’s Bees Tomato Garden Soap, Tom’s Natural Glycerin Soap, and Nad’s Hair Removal Gel. I was laughing like crazy for an hour straight. This guy is hilarious! I especially enjoyed reading about a natural product that was “like holding a mouthful of flaming kerosene. I managed to swallow a small amount, which shot down my gullet like Satan’s horseman riding his fiery chariot into Hell. I began to gag, so I ran to the sink and desperately siphoned water into my mouth. My tongue screamed as if I had dipped it in boiling water, and my throat felt like it had been scoured with an industrial-strength sanding drill. While this soap may be au naturel, my mouth is in au natur-Hell.”
The BEST part is that he included pictures of this journey that only add to the laughter, with hilarious facial expressions. It shows him with and pen and paper in hand…documenting his scientific findings. :) I really, really enjoyed this tiny “break” from sanity and I hope he adds more products to the “menu”.
